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whiterosesandaeroplanes replied to your post: I can understand where you’re coming from, but I feel like you’ve turned into a fucking elitist. I see some of the responses you give to people and they are full pretentious comments precisely like the ones that you just made. You’ve been listening to it for so long that you can “see its flaws?” Pardon me, but are you some music critic that works for RollingStone Magazine? I understand that you can enjoy different genres of music, but comparing classics like Metallica/Slayer to ADTR and Warped?!

“Pardon me, but are you some music critic that works for RollingStone Magazine?” Guaranteed JT could give a better album review than a RS critic can. Bitches don’t know shit.

Damn straight! My AP US History teacher told me I could be a music critic because I was always writing album reviews for projects and stuff. Also, RollingStone/mainstream music publications are so hilariously uninformed about metal/hardcore they could seriously use me.

Anonymous asked: I can understand where you're coming from, but I feel like you've turned into a fucking elitist. I see some of the responses you give to people and they are full pretentious comments precisely like the ones that you just made. You've been listening to it for so long that you can "see its flaws?" Pardon me, but are you some music critic that works for RollingStone Magazine? I understand that you can enjoy different genres of music, but comparing classics like Metallica/Slayer to ADTR and Warped?!

Perhaps that’s true, but those comments are usually in reply to other’s pretentious/needlessly angry comments. But the last thing I want to seem like is a jerky elitist who cares about what other people listen to, so I’ll take your advice and try to hold my tongue next time I see someone get upset over music, of all things.

And yes, I wouldn’t hesitate at all to put ADTR’s Homesick up there with Hell Awaits or Ride the Lightning or what have you. Sure, I hated them when I first heard them in middle school, but eventually I stopped caring about a band’s image or the metal status quo and accepted them for what they are: awesome, incredibly catchy, positive and super heavy pop punk. There’s no reason why some classic metal bands would be inherently better than them.

Anonymous asked: legalize crystal meth

gimme dat methbutt

Anonymous asked: Since are you completely over older music? Last time I remember, you were really into the classic metal bands and now you're a WarpedTour fangirl? ugh

HAHA best ask I’ve ever gotten! Well, concerned anon, I still listen to a lot of classic metal and old music in general; I just really like to make fun of a lot of it as well. Kind of like how you can tell two dudes are longtime friends when they’re always making fun of each other and bringing up embarrassing stuff from the past: metal is goofy as fuck and I’ve been listening to it for long enough to see its flaws. There’s only so much old school death metal and 70s prog rock you can listen to until you start to feel like an archeologist…

At the moment I’m exploring a lot of hardcore/metalcore/pop punk, yes. It’s great stuff, and it’s nice to find some new, fresh genres, especially ones you can play around random, normal (translation: non-metalheads) people without weirding them out.

In other words: why not both? Why not Manilla Road and A Day to Remember in the same playlist? Why not go to both Summer Slaughter and Warped Tour?

hold your horses, i have to make so mannyyyyyyy

YAAAAYYYY

whiterosesandaeroplanes:

bnhollander:

pushionforthecushion:

Me, Hope, Tessa, Lauren, Tyler, Ben, Mia, and Cassandra as princesses. 

I think I’m the prettiest one.

I’M THE PRETTIEST

Why am I not surprised I’m not included

thats-not-nice asked: The only thing that needs to be on a pedestal is cocks. Everyone is going to worship the cock sooner or later.

COME AND PRAY AT THE COCK ALTAR

THE COCK WILL PROVIDE SALVATION

thats-not-nice asked: I really hate people who romanticize love like that. It makes me want to pee on everything they love.

It’s dumb to put women on a pedestal like that, and is probably a poorly-veiled attempt to get laid as well (which will fail).

Or perhaps we’re just crusy old farts who forgot what love was.

sigh

do u even smoke meth bro